Persistent Diarrhea*

If you have to ask someone about whether or not you should take your dog to a vet after having observed the said dog with persistent diarrhea, you should not be allowed to have a dog. The vet, if you ever get to him, should simply confiscate the dog and give it to someone less stupid. In fact, you should be required to pass a test, should you decide to own anything alive.

*Now that's an attention grabbing headline isn't it?