Top Ten List
Top Ten Ways Airlines Are Cutting Back...
10. Pilots have to pay for their in-flight cocktails.
9. Ticket agents urging travelers to stay home.
8. To maximize space, seats no longer recline a luxurious inch-and-a-half.
7. Oxygen mask compartments replaced with video poker screens.
6. Instead of complimentary pillows, wadded-up clothing pulled out of checked luggage.
5. Difference between first class and coach? A bite-size 3 Musketeers bar.
4. From now on, planes will taxi from one destination to another on the interstate.
3. I don't know, but how hard is it to open them peanuts, am I right people?
2. In case of water landing, your only flotation device is the fat guy in 16F.
1. In-flight 'movie' is home video of the pilot 'Gettin' It On.'
---Late Show with David Letterman
10. Pilots have to pay for their in-flight cocktails.
9. Ticket agents urging travelers to stay home.
8. To maximize space, seats no longer recline a luxurious inch-and-a-half.
7. Oxygen mask compartments replaced with video poker screens.
6. Instead of complimentary pillows, wadded-up clothing pulled out of checked luggage.
5. Difference between first class and coach? A bite-size 3 Musketeers bar.
4. From now on, planes will taxi from one destination to another on the interstate.
3. I don't know, but how hard is it to open them peanuts, am I right people?
2. In case of water landing, your only flotation device is the fat guy in 16F.
1. In-flight 'movie' is home video of the pilot 'Gettin' It On.'
---Late Show with David Letterman
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