Sunday, June 05, 2005

Mysterious Ways...

GB_Banana


The banana...

1. is perfectly shaped for the human hand.

2. has a non-slip surface.

3. has outward indicators of inward content.

* Green lets you know that it's not ready to eat yet.
* Yellow lets you know that it's just right to consume.
* Black lets you know that it's far too late to put it in your belly.

4. has a tab at the bottom to facilitate removal of its wrapper.

5. has a perforated wrapper for easy peeling.

6. has a bio-degradable wrapper.

7. is perfectly shaped for the human mouth.

8. has a point at its top for ease of entry.

9. is pleasing to the taste buds.

10. is curved towards the face to make the eating process easy.

To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.

Note: The actual wording of this argument and the picture of the banana (shown above) was taken from an evangelical Christian website, but Kirk’s fundamental argument was substantially the same--except for his choice of words."

Godless Bastard - . Got Logic?

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