Strip Seach Anyone?

" It's been four years since Richard Reid attempted to set fire to his explosive shoes on that Paris-Miami flight, and thanks to him we still do our little dance in our socks through airport security, a testimony to the power of the individual to gum up the works for millions of others. Just could you imagine how we would look like in those security lines if he had attempted to scoot through with an underwear bomb?"
--Garrison Keillor