What is Better Than Chasing Ambulances?

... Ridding in them.

Disbarred Attorney Pleads Guilty to Mail Fraud, Faces up to 15 Years in Jail : 

"A nationally known mass torts lawyer and star in the South Florida legal community, he once employed 40 people and represented more than 12,000 class action clients around the country. He focused on asbestos cases, traveling in a van with a doctor and X-ray machine. He signed up clients with the help of advertising on national television."