Important Instructions to All Good Muslims

Surfing the web I came across this set of instructions left behind by the late Ayatollah Khomeini, the Iranian religious revolutionary and the founder of the Islamic Republic of Iran. These instructions are very detailed and pertain to every day life of a Muslim--from the Ayatollah's point of view of course.

Here are a few excerpts for your reading enjoyment:

462. Divorcing a menstruating woman is void. (I guess this is to prevent rash decisions as a result of PMS?)

2,631. It is loathsome to eat the meat of a horse, a mule, or a donkey if someone has had coitus with the animal.

And regarding some modern topics:

2,874. It is not unlawful to introduce a man's semen into the uterus of his wife with devices such as suction cups.

The Ayatollah's Book Of Etiquette