President George W. Bush Resigns
WASHINGTON--President George W. Bush held an impromptu press conference in the Rose Garden of the White House this morning at 10:00 a.m. announcing that he is resigning from Office of Presidency. President Bush said that he has thought about his Presidency long and hard and has come to the conclusion that he can no longer continue the lies and deceit perpetrated upon the American People, in his name. "I am ashamed of myself and those who surround me for the lies that we have told to the American People" Bush said.
Karl Rove, President Bush's trusted adviser, was not immediately available for comment.
"Effective noon tomorrow, I will resign from the Presidency of the United States." Bush said. It is presumed that the Vice President Dick Cheney will be sworn in at the time when President Bush is planning on resigning from his Office. "I will be a good President" said Cheney when pressed for a comment upon being notified of the events of the day and the announcement by the President this morning "but I am not President, yet." Cheney continued.
It is not clear how and what precipitated the decision that has come as a total surprise to everyone in Congress and all those who claim to be close to the President and the Presidency. A trusted anonymous source indicated that the inability of the President to insert Terry Schiavo's feeding tube back into her was a major factor in Mr. Bush's decision. "[The President] want to join a charity group who will lobby for the rights of the weak and the handicapped to have their feeding tubes connected at all costs" the Source said.
The While House Press Office announced that a follow up press conference is now scheduled for Friday at 10:00 p.m. where the President plans on giving more detail on his puzzling decision and what is expected to take place within the next few days.
Karl Rove, President Bush's trusted adviser, was not immediately available for comment.
"Effective noon tomorrow, I will resign from the Presidency of the United States." Bush said. It is presumed that the Vice President Dick Cheney will be sworn in at the time when President Bush is planning on resigning from his Office. "I will be a good President" said Cheney when pressed for a comment upon being notified of the events of the day and the announcement by the President this morning "but I am not President, yet." Cheney continued.
It is not clear how and what precipitated the decision that has come as a total surprise to everyone in Congress and all those who claim to be close to the President and the Presidency. A trusted anonymous source indicated that the inability of the President to insert Terry Schiavo's feeding tube back into her was a major factor in Mr. Bush's decision. "[The President] want to join a charity group who will lobby for the rights of the weak and the handicapped to have their feeding tubes connected at all costs" the Source said.
The While House Press Office announced that a follow up press conference is now scheduled for Friday at 10:00 p.m. where the President plans on giving more detail on his puzzling decision and what is expected to take place within the next few days.
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