Top Ten President Bush Global Warming Solutions

• 10. Instead of "Partly sunny," have weatherman say "Partly cloudy"
  
• 9. Stop using Air Force One for Texas barbecue runs
  
• 8. Replace dangerous CO2 in the atmosphere with more eco-friendly CO1
  
• 7. Encourage people to walk more by distributing free Dr. Scholl massaging gel inserts. Are you gellin'?
  
• 6. Watch Al Gore movie one of these nights instead of "Dukes of Hazzard"
  
• 5. Bob Barker's free. Get him workin' on it
  
• 4. Send more troops to Iraq
  
• 3. I dunno, tax cuts for the rich?
  
• 2. Reduce hot air emissions by canceling "The View"
  
• 1. Resign
  

--Late Night with David Letterman