He Knew What He Was Talking About...

I feel ashamed. Previously I was making fun of Ayatollah's Book of Etiquettes written down by none else than Ayatollah Khomeini himself regarding things a good Muslim must or must not do in order to get as close to god as possible. But, he knew... He KNEW what he as talking about and he certainly KNEW human nature--be it regarding those who live a life of nomads or those in the farmlands of Wisconsin.

Here we have a "63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves." Evidently, now that meat is no longer edible and the calves in question now are exempt from consumption--at least for good Muslims. The religion of the perpetrator is not clear but at least we know he sees faithfulness as a virtue: "He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife." The Ayatollah would approve.